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A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.
A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.
Man1: Dude, did you know that May 31, 2013 was Julius Richards Petri's 161st birthday?
Man2: I'm sorry. I don't celebrate Google Holidays.
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When you almost bust a nut under the mistletoe and a little secretion comes out.
Wow, you just made me holiday spirt!
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A break, usually involving travel abroad and of indefinite duration, so as to avoid tenant responsibilities, legal action, and so on. A time of leave for analogous purposes or of similar duration.
After taking ten million quid in cash from the public in begging letters, Karl O'Driscoll vanished on a landlord's holiday to his hidey hole in the Seychelles and lived a life of leisure.
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Describes when one drinks and/or does excessive drugs every day starting a day or two before Christmas and ending on New Year's Day.
I can't wait for Christmas so I can start my Holiday Bender.
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The weight gain that people tend to put on during the December Holiday season (Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, etc) due to eating and drinking more than usual. Especially prevalent in college/university students being home from the winter holidays, many of whom are likely spending an extended period of time away from the school gym.
Student 1: "Hey have you seen John? He's put on at least 10 pounds since we last saw him at the end of first semester!"
Student 2: "Looks like he put on a bit of a holiday gut."
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The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
The best holiday. The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
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