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When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).
Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.
Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.
You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!
was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.
Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.
“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional
Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho
A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…