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a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.
Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.
Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"
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When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.
I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.
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Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough
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A drinking ceremony after a sports game where players and those invited get fined for there play. The meeting is run by the fines master, who calls up the attendees one at a time for comment on their game and opens the floor to comment. Thereafter they must drink what ever concoction has been made. Nonalcoholics must have either a can of coke under high pressure (been knocked around) or whatever nonalcoholic concoction has been made (all ingredients welcome). There are formalities for drinking if you've lost (with left hand), if you've won (right hand) or drawn (both hands). The Formalities for addressing the fines master are "to the fines master through the chair with the utmost respect of course of course..." and the anti-fines master (who replaces the fines master to fine him and anyone else he wants ""to the anti-fines master through the chair with the utmost disrespect of course of course..." Anyone who speaks out of turn or breaks the rules must be fined Also toilet breaks must be called a "harry broosky".
A Fines meeting takes place in the change rooms or in the home club house.
Fines master: John, up standing.
Player, John, gets up and stands in front next to fines master
Fines master: I think you had a good game, you collect the ball and distributed it well, overall not too bad.
Another Player: To the fines master with the utmost respect of course of course, I would like to point out that John missed an easy tackle and he was not in his possition when we were trying to score at the end! And that is shocking even for John.. I think he deserves a double fine!
Fines master: Thats in good order, he shall drink twice.
Fines master hands John his drink.
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The very first day you meet someone you have sex with them
john: how many dates did it take before you banged sarah?
mike: 1st night, she was a meet and beat.
john: nice! (fabolous voice)
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A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.
The elvs at the Keebler cookie factory decided Thursday was a no meeting day.
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When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.
Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.
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