“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.
Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM
An internal DM is a private thought that you don’t want someone to try and infiltrate.
He/Him: You’ll think about this in the middle of the night.
She/her: Stop tryin to creep into my internal DM’s.
Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.
When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.
Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.
That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.
When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*