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your mother should have swallowed you

Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.

The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.

by superbipolar420 February 16, 2016

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Pull a "How I Met Your Mother"

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

by InsertWittyUsername May 22, 2014


that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009

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Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog

fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich

stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

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How i met your mother

the biggest cock tease show of all time

Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!

Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life

by Steven Lei May 25, 2010

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Your significant other your mother

worse than your mom gay, your granny tranny, your grand pap a trap, your sister a mister and your family tree LGBT combines...

Jaiman: Your mom gay
Kris: Your sister a mister
Jaiman: Don't make m...
Kris: Your granny tranny
Jaiman: Your significant other your mother

All stars launch into the sun causing it to expand by 3 times, engulfing all neighbouring solar systems and planets leaving only the sun and earth. The sun then says yeeticus Maximus and proceeds to collide into Kris making him explode into 1723548 pieces. Thus leaving Jaiman king of the cosmos

by Epic dabber 34 March 22, 2018

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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 2, 2004

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