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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up

by max baldwin January 23, 2023


invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016


invised

being invis mean to own someone and be their daddy

omg kaylum mahon just got invised

by starz4567 February 19, 2022


Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 3, 2016


Invisible mask

A mask that you cant see.

She found that putting an invisible mask on him/her/them was more effective than trying to force everyone to wear a visible mask. That would keep them from waking up.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021


Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 6, 2024


The invisible enemy

The SARS-CoV-2 virus that created the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Fighting the invisible enemy

by Velikiy May 2, 2020