ya mule

a phrase used by only the most badass of men to incite raw strength and fortitude. it is used in times of great struggle to invoke motivation, or as a battle-cry to make enemies cower. it is said that only badass men are capable of using the phrase; this is because if a male without the proper testicular fortitude so much as utters the phrase, his dick will fall off, making him not a man by definition. furthermore, if a woman uses the phrase with enough gusto, she will actually sprout a penis, making her a badass man- a man with tits.

Badass #1: "Dude, I don't know if I can do another cock pushup! I dont have the strength!"

Badass #2: "Use the force!!'

Badass #1: "YA MULE!!! YAA!!!" **penis extends another foot** "Oh there we go"

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Ya Srsly

Used after "No Wai!" in the O RLY owl pictures.

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"NO WAI!"

"YA SRSLY!"

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Ya heard

this mean did you hear, or did you acquire the information that was given

get your money up, not ur funny up , ya heard

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ya asshoe

pronunciation of the words "you asshole" in a ghetto acecent.

Man: woman get over here and make me a sandwich
Woman: no i dont want to
Man: you bitch
Woman: ya asshoe im gonna leave you

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Hey Ya

A song in which the true meaning of life is written in the lyrics.

The line "Hey Ya" is the true meaning of life.

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mouth-ya

-adverb
1. An exclamation of excitement or joy

Paranal: "DUDE, that hooker just did a line off my penis!"
Conn: " Awww, mouth-ya, bro!"

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ya hoor

Scottish for "you whore", usually deployed against women by drunken husbands/boyfriends and spurned jakeys in pubs and clubs, but sometimes against men as a prelude to fisticuffs. Also used as a general expletive when something goes wrong.

"ye've bin cheatn on mi ya hoor!"

"ah didnae want a shag onywey ya hoor"

"ya f**king hoor ah'll kill ye"

"ya hoor ma leccy jist ran oot!"

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