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Bastard Children

Adrian
Jasmine
Clarissa
Vic
Elizabeth
Brianna
Cesar
Roy
Children born to unmarried parents.

Yโ€™all mfโ€™s is bastard children.

by adrianalexg July 29, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Children of Nyx

A great source for the House of Night series by PC and Kristen Cast. A great place for fans to find up to date information of the House of Night series.

"Where are the Children of Nyx?"

"Haven't you Heard?"

"No."

"They are all at: www.childrenofnyx.com"

by Ravenmocker August 26, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


nuckle children

A term used to describe sperm that have been released by hand.

Where does it say in the Bible that a man can't break into a neighbors house when the neighbor is at work to use his DVD player to watch a good porn flick to release a batch of nuckle children because his DVD player is broken? I don't know, because the Bible is a very long book and I haven't read it. As said on the great T.V. show the Family Guy.

by Lt. One-Eye October 12, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Childrenโ€™s Hospital

A place in which billy goes to moleste kids

โ€œBilly are you a virgin?โ€
โ€œNot if the kids from the childrenโ€™s hospital countโ€

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


children of the corn

1. Unbelievably creepy kids who live in Iowa and kill their parents
2. A very nasty bush on a chick that has not exercised proper grooming and hygeine, resulting in a poor agricultural site between her thighs

1. "that little freak looked like something out of Children of the Corn!"
2. "I dove into the Garden of Eden and instead found Children of the Corn!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.

I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.

by Jesse Bailey May 3, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Advent Children

Advent Children is a movie based on the popular game Final Fantasy VII. Truth be told, this movie sucked, but good luck getting any Final Fantasy junkie to admit that. As we all know, Final Fantasy VII was a great(albeit overrated)game. Square knew this as well, and so, this movie was made. The story is a poor excuse to have the two most popular emo characeters from the Final Fantasy series get into a huge epic fight. But the story didn't matter to the fans, they just creamed their pants as soon as Cloud and Sephiroth pulled out their giant swords and started swinging.

Final Fantasy Fanboy "Hey Set! Wasn't Advent Children a great movie!?!"

Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž