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Used to define an action that's really unique or amazing (says when is impressed with something you do)
*Does something to impress somebody* Omg its Giving!
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Something thats very much false. Cannot be used to justify anything.
P1: I saw this one anime and this happened
P2: Holy shit man thats hardcore how could you watch that??
P3: well its okay because its animated
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One who has been brainwashed by their AP English teacher, so that they enjoy writing essays, and kiss the ground she walks on.
Tyler: I can't wait to write this essay!!!
Intelligent person: You are such a little-ite.
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A strange yellow paper given to students when they don't pass in their homework. NOTE: -zap its will not actually zap students-
Oh shit, I forgot to do my spanish, not i'm going to get a zap-its!
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The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
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Mom gives you an extra 30 dollars to go to the mall.
You respond: 'shizz-ite!'
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the thing u say when ur too lazy and miserable to argue no and pretend everythings ok
person 1: sorry i can't come to your birthday/wedding/graduation/prom because of the same stupid reason i used last time cuz i'm a dickhead
person 2: oh yeah... it's TOTALLY fine. its fine! FINE! FIIIIIIIIIINE......
person 2: now u owe meh ten bucks
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