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LARD WITH A GOOD PERSONALITY. ONLY WORDS IN HIS VOCABULARY IS RICH AND STARTING.
A man that is jha at Fortnite, can do anything, and is the god amongst ourselves and rules with Chungus.
Your JP Perez at that
Whoah...Dude, this guy is like so totally hott. I mean really! He is dead sexy!
It's JP! Awoogah! Awoogah!
One fly guy!!! He is cool!!! He rocks the school!!! He like to sing random songs during break and accidentally destroyed one of the moons of Saturn while doing a science fair.
JP Cheek accidentally destroyed the 5th moon of Saturn!!!
To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”