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This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.
LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.
LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.
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A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.
Mom: Michele, please clean your room.
Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!
Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!
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-to bed lazy (name)-eg Carol - to say you are finding a job and never do but would rather eat and live under someone else's house for nuthin.
Did you see lazy Carol?
Yes, she is on the couch watching Fear Factor.
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A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.
I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.
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A Hoe That "Does" everything but the dishes.
That lazy hoe would rather clean my dick than the dishes.
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This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
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Someone who clings to the title of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.
Steve: Um, can you eat that brownie? It has eggs in it and you're a vegan.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
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