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A person that hides his sexuality by having sex with ugly girls.
Geoff denied that he had sex with a shovel face, but we called him a faggot liar!
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A new derogatory title given to Barrack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, by his detractors. The title alludes to his new knee-jerk response occurring every time someone catches him in a lie; just tell another one and don't be ashamed of it because socialism cannot let a little thing like the truth get in the way of progress. It is intended as a parody on the term "Commander-In-Chief."
"If you like your health care plan, you can keep it", said the Liar In Chief at the news conference, knowing that only the Leftist Elite know what is good for the nation.
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A boy named Phil who tends to be of the lying type. Also tends to indulge in filet o' fishes as much as possible.
Oh look Liar Phil eating all the Filet O' Fishes again
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A kid who dips drives a camaro is 18 is got a full ride to michigan state when he was 12 and is likes by only scott schade
Hey that kids a pathalogical liar
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An ABC Family series. The show is based around 4 bestfriends who started getting creepy texts signed 'A' a year after their 'leader' Alison goes missing. Alison was the most popular, and prettiest girl at Rosewood High, but she was actually a bitch who made fun of everybody. She believed in that secrets brought people closer, and therefor knew all of Aria's, Spencer's, Emily's, and Hanna's secrets. And after mysteriously disappearing a year ago, the 4 besties get texts from an all-knowing A who knows their dark secrets, blackmails them, and seems to know exactly what their next move will be. They cannot go to the police about A, because A knows things that they don't want the police to know. This show is the perfect dose of romance, humor, mystery, and suspense. It's pretty addictive.
Friend: Yo do you watch PLL?
Me: Hell ya! It's the best show ever!
Friend: What season is it on?
Me: Season 5! And we're supposed to finally find out who A is at the end of Season 6! I love Pretty Little Liars!
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A show that you both love, and love to hate. It's so addicting and entertaining, but it drives you crazy. And now it drives you more crazy because Keegan Allen figured out who A is. None of your non PLL watching friends get your obsession with the show. PLL=Pretty Little Liars
Conversation with a friend who watches PLL
Friend: Do you watch PLL?
You: Hell yes!
Friend: Do you know who A is?
You: No, please tell me! Tell me! TELL ME! (Suddenly realize you're friend doesn't know who A is.)
Conversation with a non PLL watching friends:
Friend: What shoes are you wearing to prom?
You (thinking, this is my chance to quote Hanna from PLL): I wear three inches or I wear nothing.
Friend (confused and looking at your sneakers/other casual shoe): Since when?
You (thinking, Spencer quote time): And this is relevant to this conversation because...
Friend (even more confused): WTF? You aren't making sense!
You (thinking, Alison quote time): Sometimes a lie is more interesting than the truth.
Friend (coming to a look of understanding, it's not like she's escaped hearing about the show that much): For the last time stop quoting Pretty Little Liars (she doesn't know the abbreviation)! I don't even watch that show!
You: Hmmph!
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