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Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.
"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."
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The thing that happens to you when you either get blown to bits by some kind of bomb, or just shot in the head, or something like that.
Jim was shot in the head, he literally fucking dies, and was tebagged so bad his ancestors felt it.
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A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.
I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?
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When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.
God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.
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For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.
"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"
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Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.
Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.
A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.
"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."