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Another word for hemorrhoids.
Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"
When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.
Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!
What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.
Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.
After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a Marble rye
When someone throwing a party asks you to bring something consumable to a party, but said thing is never actually consumed at the party. By the laws of polite society the item you brought belongs to the host, so you must leave it. However if you decide to take it home with you, you've committed the Marble Rye faux pas.
Nobody did the blow I brought to the Hallmark premiere, so I marble ryed it, and slipped it into my pocket as I was leaving.
A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.
Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.
Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.