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A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!
headmassagesexpleasurerelaxationnirvananohomomassage
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Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience
Let's relax and get Velvet Massage
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When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....
"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage
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When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.
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The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?
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When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.
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Hi chance.A front massage is when a male, or mostly a female wants the front of her body massaged sexually or non-sexually. She wants her breasts,nips,thighs and kitty massage to have an orgasm or feel happy. Make you you use your tongue.
Me:I sure do wish somebody can front massageme.
Guys:I can do it.Would you like whip cream or caramel?
Me:Both.
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