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Snow Massage

A snow massage is two handfuls of snow down the front and back of the victims jumper then massaged in vigorously !

John hit me with a snowball so when I caught him I gave him a good old snow massage !

by snowdemon3 December 20, 2010


Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience

Let's relax and get Velvet Massage

by Velvet Massage January 01, 2016


NHS MASSAGE

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

by James Sandoe September 05, 2018


massage slut

When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.

by CptMeep November 04, 2015


Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 19, 2021


text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

by saltyconfetti August 08, 2011


front massage

Hi chance.A front massage is when a male, or mostly a female wants the front of her body massaged sexually or non-sexually. She wants her breasts,nips,thighs and kitty massage to have an orgasm or feel happy. Make you you use your tongue.

Me:I sure do wish somebody can front massageme.
Guys:I can do it.Would you like whip cream or caramel?
Me:Both.

by BigBootyQueen1906 December 03, 2015