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mental breakdown

A situation where a mental breakdown occurs: (part one)

When your dad spills coffee over your very important papers, you have to turn into your teachers - even when you told him to be careful.

This just happened and after he went out, I cried and now I'm stress eating. I've already eaten two packages of noodles, lots of bread and two big (ass) cookies and now I'm heading for the third one.

to have a mental breakdown:

itmight silence you and when someone say too much, you just can't hold it in anymore and you might snap (not meaning to).

Everybody, please forgive the person, they're just having a hard time:(

(if you see somebody crying in the club, please slide a big ass chocolate cookie their way - no explaining needed)

MENTAL BREAKDOWN SITUATION:
your teacher just yelled at you. they yelled something disrespectful. and it's your favorite teacher.

CURRENT mission: head to the bathroom and when you've locked the door. go ahead and cry

by SEEYOUONTHEOTHERSIDE December 12, 2019

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Mentally deranged

unable to behave and think normally, especially because of mental illness
mentally deranged
a deranged attacker
At first I thought he was deranged.
The plan seemed to be the product of a deranged mind.

You Mentally deranged i had your back.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.

When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.

by mmm August 22, 2003

107πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


mental vomit

A phrase coined by word guru Drew Miller (See Garbage Pants).

The product of one not knowing the answer to a question(s) on an exam and attempting to acquire some amount of credit (usually meager) by "vomiting" whatever knowledge of the subject they have onto the paper. This desperate but clever measure usually results in a paper peppered with red question marks and the occasional red circle over whatever small portion of the answer was relevant to the question.

My answers to the last 3 questions were pure mental vomit.

by MiKeen October 6, 2004

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mental Floss

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.

1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in β€˜Good Will Hunting.’

by Mickey Nation December 22, 2007

41πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


mental-x

A term meaning the use of ridiculously low interps ie. below .1 . As a result it means an inability to do it on the OGN server.

omfg that guy just mental-xed me before i was even around the corner

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Heavy Mental

Classical Music

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!

by rperazag May 1, 2010

170πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž