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He is the former 6 ballon d'Or winner, even playing completely like Lingard in the 2019 season, he still won the ballon d'Or, he is known for being addicted to a substance, which is called bottling in the Champions League, like in those games:
Roma 4x4 Roma win on away goals
Liverpool 4x3 aggregate
Juventus 3x0 in aggregates
Bayern 8x2
Recently he has caught covid-19...or he is just playing that bad.
Messi was part of the best front 3 to ever exist, it consisted in Messi, Suárez and Neymar Jr, the MSN trio, after the 2016-2017 UCL Neymar couldn't stand Barça bottling in the UCL and moved to PSG...but he moved mainly because of THE SHIT TON OF CASH HE WOULD GET.
In 2020 Ronald Koeman terminated Luis Suárez contract and Messi clearly wanted a move after that, which he didn't get, he stayed at Barça, so he is like: FUCK YOU, and i will see you tomorrow.
1-Duuude, I did great in the test!
2-Good for you, I did a *Lionel Messi*...
1-Oh so you flopped...what grade?
2-I did an entire Barça...
1-Ok, so you got a 2?
2-Yeah...
1-Oh cool, I got an 8.
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the biggest fraud in the history of football, flopped 4 international finals and goes missing in the champions league (CL) once his team faces another elite team, prefers to stat-pad against the likes of getafe and osasuna which inflates his stats and perpetuates hyperbolic propaganda on the internet from the likes of Gary Lineker, B/R Football, Messi Magic, and others of the likes
any criticism of him is witch hunted by his fans, best advised to not have a debate with any of them if the topic is Messi vs Ronaldo as they project the most degenerate football knowledge on the internet
Messi libtard: But Penaldo is only a goalscorer11 Lionel Messi is a goalscorer and a playmkaer11
smart fan: that logic is poor, there's plenty of footballers that take up the role of both goalscorer/playmaker and had ballon d'or level stats that aren't considered better than Messi, peak Baggio for example, also it's unfair to say Ronaldo doesn't do enough collectively when Ronaldo's assigned position, restricts that very opportunity. Also also, Ronaldo doesn't have to playmake to be considered more "complete" than Messi as he's involved in a ton of other ways like aeriel threat, runs, counter, WF, etc...
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flirting with someone on MSN messenger.
Alonzo: I think im in love with you.
Harmony: Stop! .. wait. I think i love you too
Alonzo: Are you messy flirting with me?
Harmony: Yes *wink*
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a termed used to define a person with muscular dystrophy.
"Wow, why does Andrew have Messy Muscles?
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"messy marvin"- person who masturbates and doesn't have the common curtesy to clean up their ejaculate.
I often slip in jizz by the toilet, because my brother is a very messy marvin.
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the act of spreading guacamole all over a man's cock and then having the sexual partner, which is usually of hispanic decent, suck it off.
Yea man, Cabo was fuckin' great! Nothin' but margaritas and messy fiestas.
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When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.
Once a month I like giving Emily a Messy Ronald.
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