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footballer for Manchester united football club. He plays the number 14 and bangs in bare goals.
Ronaldo-"Lingard taught me".
When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club
A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.
B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
Often used as a substitute for Dick head
"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"
A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.
Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.
When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.
Jesse Lingard is shit
Someone who hides in witness protection
Oi look at that bone yard lingard