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A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
"You Microwave Mastermind."
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A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.
Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.
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microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)
can be abbreviated to 'meals'
they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?
and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
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It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.
That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again
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Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation
Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca
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1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.
2. A BAM
Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!
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To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating
My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog
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