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A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.
That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night
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When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!
Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!
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Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.
Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
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A sanitized variant of Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but more work and family friendly.
Man, that entire operation turned into one big Mongolian... Oh, hi there boss! Mongolian Chicken Fajita on us.
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The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.
Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?
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a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...
"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."
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A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
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