a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know
OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!
Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
His crotch napkin tickled me
The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.
"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."
Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.
Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”
Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”
Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin
Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW
Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....
An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!