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Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.
Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.
Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!
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The sexiest boss in Hollow knight, found at the end of the Grimm Troupe DLC.
P1: Nightmare King Grimm killed me again! He's such a hard boss! It's bullshit!
P2: He hot tho
The best movie in the world, starring Jack and Sally the Ragdoll. Based on the poem by Tim Burton, which only actaully has 3 characters. (Jack, Santa, and Zero, Jack's ghost dog.)
My dearest friend,
if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
We're simply meant to be
^ Jack and Sally's duet.
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A film that has been marketed to death at commercial alternative clothing stores such as Hottopic, The Alley, Spencer's, etc.
Clearly ruined by mallgawths.
Are Sally Lipgloss Mirrors for $10 necessary?
Do you really think that hoodie makes you cool? What about the rest of 98% of the other kids who shop at hottopic and are seen running around malls in them?! Are they cool too?
Films are meant to inspire not to be marketed to idiotic masses.
The Corpse Bride is another prime example.
Mallgawthposer1: I g0t this new Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie for $60.
Mallgawthposer2: o rly?! SO COOL! THAT film was aAMZING! LAWLS.
Unfortunate bystander: Watch it be in clearance in about a week with the rest of the tim burton crap, idiots.
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A fun yet difficult and scary game made by Tasiar studios about a little boy named Mono
Dude 1: Yo dude wanna play minecraft
Dude 2: Nah im a little nightmares 2 fan
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Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash Fuck Micolash
Dude did you fight Micolash yet
nah Fuck Micolash, Host of the NIghtmare 8====>
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A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.