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Sexy, Hot, babe that has a gorges body thats unresistible, big nice soft boobs, round attractive ass. Her kisses drive me crazy, along with her teasing on my neck that almost makes me moan. Her hands wonder up my shirt and around my body, making me want her more than i already do. Then she'll get closer, hand go farther up or down x), kisses becoming more intense, and then she gets me hard. making me fall in love with her again and again.
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That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
Another alternative use for the phrase "No Biggie".
"Sorry dude, I won't be able to make it to your party."
"Nothing Notorious, there'll be heaps of other peeps there anyway"
Purposely fasting to build up an extreme appetite, then eating extremely unhealthy foods that pretty much defeats the purpose of fasting in the first place. An ineffective if not self destructive way to lose weight.
Day 2. No Food. I'm thinking of going All or Nothing on those double bacon cheeseburgers. mmmmm.
A Gold digger who has given all her fingers away to lovers for rings, and all that is left is her thumbs.
John: Wow, look at that cutie.
Jason :Don't go there man, she's nothing but thumbs.
When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.
The poles with red buttons on them destined to tell the stop light a pedestrian is near and for a red light to go into affect. Called so because the button in reality doesn't do anything so you just have to wait for the light to change on it's own and the button tries to take the credit. (Idiot)
Jane: Press the nothing button.
Hellen: Why you know it wont do anything.
Jane: Keep the faith Hellen, keep the faith.
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