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The Process in which a beverage is held above the mouth and drunk from above to avoid contact with the bottle or glass.
John was thirsty and he saw Charles with a bottle of water . He politely asked, "Hello, May I sky some of your water?"
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overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.
"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"
An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
Purposely fasting to build up an extreme appetite, then eating extremely unhealthy foods that pretty much defeats the purpose of fasting in the first place. An ineffective if not self destructive way to lose weight.
Day 2. No Food. I'm thinking of going All or Nothing on those double bacon cheeseburgers. mmmmm.
when you want to take the next step in your career, not knowing that pro in this case stands for procrastination.
"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
A stand for your phone when using the toilet. Comprised of putting your phone in your underwear whilst keeping them stretched to create a steady surface. Not incredibly hygienic.
To pass the time, Tim watched episodes of The Wire whilst using the commode. In place of a table, he used the iBoxers.
Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer