Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

wipe of bung

Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).

Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.

{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.

Chuckle Wipe

It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.

I chuckle wiped Ted's shirt with my butt. He is going to think he has BO.

Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.

Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.

app wipe

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone

Your friend is an app wipe.

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!