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The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4-channer uploaded a photo anonymous photo to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on - but that's even worse, so if you like foot lettuce in your burger, Number 15 is for you.
32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
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Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".
No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.
STAD represents the "four bad things" teenagers are told not to do. Each letter stands for one of these things; Sex, Tobacco, Alcohol, and Drugs
An individual gains a point for each category he or she participates in, a 0 being the most pure, a 4 being the most corrupted.
Girl 1: What do you think of that girl in math class?
Girl 2: All I know is that after last night, she has a STAD Number of 4.
Girl 1: No way!
A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.
"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."
To readjust figures to suit ones Business
Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.
Rose: What do mean
Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone
Rose: (crying)
Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!