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the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item
Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.
On Fridays when you wear nicer clothes than usual like a nice shirt and tie
girl 1:ooh why is michael dressed so nice?
girl 2:its because he dresses up on fancy friday
Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.
HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*
-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
the attitude one has on any given friday in which they dont care about anything that happens
DeShwan: Aren't you going to work today?
Mike: Naw man, it's Fuck it Friday
The person that only calls on weekends because they know you know of a party, or wants to mooch booze or drugs off of you
*Phone Call*
"Hello?"
"Hey man whats up where's the party at?"
"...who is this?"
"Its steve man, i got your number from rebecca, she says you know of all the parties"
"oh, uh, let me call you back"
*hangs up*
"That was that dude steve, i can already see he's gonna be a Friday Friend"
Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.
Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ?
Friend: No..you wanna get trampled???