Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.

Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane

snakes on a plane

a "shit happens" kind of term

"Dude i was mowing the lawn and i slipped on wet grass and the blade cut off three toe's!"

"Snakes on a plane man"

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snakes on a plane

An earnest and often congratulatory exclamation of good will that is quite often made while one is inebriated.

Friend 1: Hey buddy! Congratulations on getting hitched!
Friend 2: (throws fist in air) Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane!

Law Student: I passed the bar! Snakes on a plane to me! (vomits excitedly)

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planes hit the towers

Things went bad, not unlike "shit hit the fan"

Everything was good until Bob got the hiccups... that's about when the planes hit the towers.

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snakes on a plane

1. To show or tell that something is interesting or "cool"
2. It can also be used with a modifyier "snakes on a mother fucking plane"

1. Joe:Did you see the latest episode of Battlestar Galatica?
Bob:Yeah it was so snakes on a plane!
2. Joe:Did you see that awesome jump?
Bob:That was so snakes on a mother fucking plane

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Let's run a plane

When a female is getting fucked in the pussy and mouth while jacking two guys off. Her arms being the wings, her mouth being the cockpit, and rear being the tail of the plane.

Bro let's run a plane on this one chick this weekend.

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snakes on a plane

1.What you see is what you get. No hidden meanings, no spin and no need to over analyse.The meaning is the phrase. In reference to the Samuel L Jackson film.

2.An expression of resignment to a predicament.

Guy 1:whats that new Samuel L Jackson film about?
Guy 2: Its about snakes on a plane dude!

I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafucking plane." -Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a plane

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