sharni grass

a sexy beast that every one loves

"i really like sharni... you know sharni grass"
"reeowww"

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

woodland grass

An affectionate name for marijuana.

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.

Gash in Grass

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

Grass BBQ

Very similar to a Glass BBQ, but for the smoking of Mary Jane instead of crack.

GUY1: Pass me the Grass BBQ mate
GUY2: The Glass BBQ?
GUY1: No, the GRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

Brummy grass

Spiky horrible graas

Oh no, I can't sit there. It's Brummy grass

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laugh grass

weed, marijuana, or what ever u want to call it

Wanna buy some laugh grass?

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