Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

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Palm Meadows

a gated community inside of bangalore india. it is gated to keep the poor people out and the slightly darker shade of indians. everyones parents are super loaded and as a result they have lots of money for drugs that are done in the park. recently signs have popped up at the park. indian parents are known to be very gay.

"Ramana is not allowed in palm meadows cuz he is poor and dark"
"i couldnt fuck my girlfriend cuz her dad would eat me"
"we were all doing weed at the park"
"palm meadows is a breeding ground for crime and gluttony"

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Navajo Palm

An old sex technique that is essentially the act of fisting a female, whilst coitus is occurring, and then proceeding to use said fist to firmly grab your own penis (internally within the female) and jack yourself off. Most successfully performed with three participants, although skilled individuals can execute the move themselves.

Hell yeah I took that girl home from the Nickleback concert. She was pretty loose though and not much was happening, and I had hurry up to make it to Video Bible Camp on time, so I didn't have much of a choice but to bust out the Navajo Palm and finish myself off.

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palm slime

the results from whacking off, semen EVERYWHERE, including your PALM.

ex. phone sex with your GF leads to palm slime in your bed.

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Twentynine Palms

A place that has 70% Marines 20% crack heads and 10% civilians in which everywhere within a 1 mile radius has a barber shop at every turn. While on base if you don’t smell the winds of shit from lake bandini going all across base are you really in twentynine? Doing a CFT at del Val while breathing in the freedom of shit water is a must. Oh I can’t forget to mention that the POWER GOES OUT almost every day and will turn on 5 or 6 times for 30 seconds just to mess with you. I mean come on even on thanksgiving the power stayed out all day. Running here feels like there is needles in your lungs mixed with shit. I’ve already seen 6 people get divorced within a year of being there. I’m not even gonna get into the dependas cheating left and right. If you know you know. Don’t even think about getting setting yourself tinder radius within a 20 mile radius cause the desert “rats” “yetis” “slam pig” “slam piece” “wooks” “barracks bunnies” you name it already been ran threw by a whole battalion before you. If you ever end up here god speed brother.

Jodi: hey man I just got my orders to TWENTYNINE PALMS

Me: that’s awful good luck shit bird

Jodi: why do you say that

Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know. Oh and don’t get married out there your wife will definitely cheat on you with someone in your own unit .

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Palm Coast

Used to be a small town with a lot of woods and trails, everything was fine until the government wanted to turn it into a city and all the scum bags moved there and started complaining how boring it is,

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LEAVE!

Palm coast a town that used to be peaceful.

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Hairy Palms

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!

Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.

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