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Pedophile

A person who likes it young and tigth.

michael Jackson is a pedophile, he likes them young.

by JewsMustDie November 5, 2017

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pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

86๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 22, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.

He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles

by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023


Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 16, 2016


osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021


pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 22, 2015