Colored Pencils

Used as a swear word, in place of other swear words to be used around small children, innocent youth with virgin ears, or campers.

Instead of 'AWWW S**T'
'AWWW COLORED PENCILS'

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Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

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Pencil Whip

The act of untruthful scoring in golf.

Jeff Kuhns. When in a tournament you shoot a 76 but you "pencil whip" your competitor by making him sign a 72 on your scorecard. A.K.A. the Jeff Kuhns Special.

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pencil rave

A pencil rave is a fairly new term for a rave commited by someone without any rave equipment. Instead of glow sticks, they use pencils. Because they have evolved beyond the level of needy "conventional" ravers, they do not require or possess ecstacy. They can drink gallons of water, but it is often best to keep a pencil rave as simple as possible. All you really need are pencils and loud music. Techno or rap will do fine.

"You ready for the pencil rave!"

"Yeah, man, I just got a new set of papermates and a DAFT PUNK cd!"

"Party on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

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Pencil dick

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...

"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!

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Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

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