scorecard

to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"

OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"

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scorecardable

Activities such as tasks, projects, initiatives, etc. that can be measured by a scorecard.

Only add activities to your book of work that can, and will, be measured by a scorecardable.

scorecard giver

A person who keeps close track of giving and/or receiving. If they give you something, then you automatically owe them something of equal or greater value. If you give them something, then they feel obligated to return the gesture. "Scorecard givers" don't understand that you aren't supposed to "keep score" of giving! See asshole.

I bought him lunch yesterday, so today he was obsessed with buying me lunch. What a scorecard giver!