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When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.
"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine
where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!
Person 2: You're disgusting!!
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”