A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!
This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”
When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.
Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
being too poor to drink or do drugs.
i.e - Dry as a kite.
Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.
those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"
"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"
"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."
dumpster divas
those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"
"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"
"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."
A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.
An upmarket version of what poor people look like.
- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.
- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.