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When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.
Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!
A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
when you have nowhere else to nut
sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina
"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"
Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
A stem who every once in a while is the top.
One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"