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People having sex. Watch to Jack off.
Friend 1:Yoo lets watch some porn
Friend 2: yessss I wanna see some hot girls
Friend 3: lets watch porn woop 🙌
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a fucking disgusting idea where some blonde, big boobed whores fake everything, grow up you perverts, any idea how shit it can make a woman feel about herself? and for those of you who say find a woman that will do more, who says woman HAVE to satisfy ur needs? god's sakes. the world is full of posers and whores and perverts, you are all sick and twisted!
Random asshole: "I beat my meat like it owes me money, oh yes i watch porn it so sexy and manly!"
Me: uh huh.......you are a moron with no inner....or outer pulchritude!
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The reason you got a computer in the first place.
Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.
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One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.
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What your dad is watching right now.
Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn
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The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?
I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!
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