question period

The most exciting time of the day in the Canadian House of Commons proceedings. The time when the opposition parties have the opportunity to question the Government. Occasionally becomes a gong show and is very loud, causing the Speaker to call for order in the House. Broadcast daily on CPAC (Cable Public Affairs Channel)at 2, 7 and 11 PM (Eastern Time).

"Did you see Question Period today?!"
" Yes! It was so intense! The energy in that room was incredible!"
" Yeah...can you imagine being there?! That would be great! And did you hear when Layton questioned the motives of Harper? Now THAT was a good question!"

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question mark

(noun)
Someone whose sexuality is yet-to-be determined.

Shoshana: Is Mark straight or gay?
Kate: Mark's a question mark.
Shoshana: Alrighty-then.

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question mark

A tasteful alternative to wtf, emphasizes confusion more and other emotions (such as anger) less.

*Person A walks in on Person B eating mustard out of the bottle*
A: Uh... question mark.

B: I had pizza for dinner yesterday
C: Did you put strawberries on it?
B: No, meatloaf.
A: ... QUESTION MARK.

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Rhetorical Question

A question asked in which one already knows the answer to not expecting reply; simply to be a dick, to annoy you, or for some other odd reason.

"Why'd you get me pregnant Jonny?"
"I thought you loved children?!"
"I do! I just wanted to make sure you remembered.(:"
"You're a crazy hoe, I'm out! Call me when you need child support. Better yet, I'll give you a booty call within the week."

Now you see, the moral of the story is never to ask rhetorical questions.

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Question Mark

A "question mark" is when a really hot girl or women is together or going out with a not so attractive boy or man.

"Bro, what is that girl doing with that guy?"

"I don't know, it's a QUESTION MARK."

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Rhetorical question

A question asked of someone either in identical or varied form by that same person or persons.

It typically cannot be answered since it would have previously been answered.

Therefore, the expectation of that person or persons being questioned is that they need not be expected to respond to it (wastes time and useful energy).

The questioning tends to be done somewhat annoyingly to add emphasis to an initial query. However, the net result is more like an annoying interrogation.

See also: retorical

"Did you look in area X as you said you would?"

"Yes I did. I searched thoroughly but without success."

"Are you sure?" He asks incredulously.

"I believe I've answered your question already. That was a rhetorical question.!"

I ask myself, "If my ability to find something so simple and familiar is so sadly doubtful why the f... don't you look for it yourself?"

Pissed off with this moron, I cut discussion and exit the room.

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question mark

(noun)
A punctuation mark used to denote a question.

(slang)
Used to refer to an extremely large and curvy ass. I'll leave to you to decide what the "dot" means....

Mark: "Dude, did you see Jasmine? Now that's a question mark!"
T.J.: "Yeah, I would totally wreck that shit"

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