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One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting.
He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch.
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when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own.
"wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and neck in the zepplin race"
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Someone who conforms to the prevailing societal religion, egalitarian multiculturalism.
Used synonymous with crazy in a few circles, besides Communists who see it as a term of endearment.
Brandon wanted to piss off his his dad so he got Shaniqka pregnant.
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Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.
Nice legs shame about her boat race.
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a 5 mile race between animals from various contries.
The snow-dwelling Adrvark was left out of the creedo-race after sleeping with the Gobi-fish and disperrsing mince pebblets.
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Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.
Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.
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When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
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