Lord Of The Rings

A novel of epic proportions by TRR Tolkien. It is however, only the tip of the iceberg of his writtings on middle earth. A truly awesome work which was not done justice by its big screen production.
Anyone who denounces this book is obviously too stupid to read it or has the attention span of a 5 year od on speed.

Have u read lotr?
I started it last year but still haven't finished.

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Pinky Ring

Pinky Rings are actually symbolism meaning you are looking for a spouse after running around with multiple hoes

Dating back to the Victorian age, men and women wore this symbolizing to them being available and with money.

Right side being of old money, left being of new money

if you wear a pinky ring, also, you’re straight

Put yo pinky rings up to the moon

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Lord Of The Rings

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.

The Lord Of The Rings is classic storytelling.

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lip ring

A ring that is put thru someones lip. Sexy most of the time-- but only on the right people.

People like Francis should never get a lip ring.

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ring toss

When having sex with a girl who uses the nuvaring for pregnancy prevention. You start really digging in and the ring slips on to your cock. Either loosely or real tight like a cockring.

"I completed the ring toss last night. So when I left, I took some of her stuffed animals home."

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Tub Ring

Great band from Chicago, IL.

I saw Tub Ring last night, they kicked ass.

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Put a Ring on It

to promise something as an engagement/wedding ring symbolizes promises.

Rochelle: Are you going to call me?
Fred: You Bet. Put a ring on it.
Rochelle: Alright


Henry: Our basketball team is gonna lose this year
Greg: Not with me on the team
Henry: Man,
Greg: Trust, Put a ring on it

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