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fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
When a dentist is trying to work on a (non sedated) kid, but they are squirming and bucking around like a wild horse. Has the potential to be a safety issue.
Dentist: Oh no, it's the Smith's kid. Last time we saw him, it turned into rodeo dentistry, maybe I'll suggest nitrous or sedation to the parents
A white trash, redneck girl. She usually is wearing cowboy boots, short-shorts, and pink camo. She uses slang from the south and hangs around boys with rusty trucks. She's alot of fun for one night but not girlfriend material because she cant hold a conversation and has the IQ of a broken stick.
"That girl is a rodeo hoe."
"Man..there's alot of rodeo hoes in here."
Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach
I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo
when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
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A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.
I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.
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When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.
Todd: Why?
Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.
Todd:...Dude.
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