Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

pubey salad

messy but clean

clean running vagine

smells mean

but aint nothin for MR.BEAN

Mommys making a pubey salad and needs some of daddys homemade dressing! - Obama/Gary Busey

dirty salad

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.

I had some of that dirty salad earlier.

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.

I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.

jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

6👍 1👎

booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.