sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.

1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!

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G Saws Kraist

A form of 'Jesus Christ'.

"G Saws Kraist your brother is dumb!"

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sawed-off sondheim

a short musical composer

"Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim,
I've been in 17 school productions."
-Sharpay, in High School Musical

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i saw that coming

an expression used when something suprises an individual and they try to look cool

a door hits a blind man

blind man: i saw that coming

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The Welsh See-saw

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.

I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

I saw Jesus

As in, 'I had a blast', i had an epiphany, i went into extase.

The reaction you have when something triggers your system into releasing a lot of dopamine into your brain.

background unknown.

Frankie Knuckles was deejaying and I saw Jesus.

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Haussmann Table Saw

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.

"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

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