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The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh

Wow heโ€™s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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Heโ€™s like 2 heโ€™s into a few things but not much

by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018

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Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008

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Fauciian Scale

A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDCโ€™s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing

One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two

Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four

Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)

That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. Heโ€™s a โ€œoneโ€ on the Fauciian scale.

Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess theyโ€™re a nine on the Fauciian scale and weโ€™re only a seven.

I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale

by PoorDavid October 29, 2020

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bordom scale

ur bordum

my bordum is a 9 on the bordum scale

mine is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on the bordom scale

by loklokloklok.lokdirk February 4, 2020

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Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaquรฉ. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

by kitten_taters :) November 2, 2010

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The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)

Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.

by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019

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dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.

Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"

by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009

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