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pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

by vjvraider September 19, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tool Shed Factory

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

by Skinuss May 17, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shed a tear for Nelson

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

by Der Funkmeister August 12, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lรก James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)

"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"

by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

by Octopod September 25, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR May 4, 2018

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