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the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine
1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
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the most amazing band in the world. The members are Julia Bullock-vocals; Michael Gordon-guitar/vocals; Terry Alexander-guitar; Matt McConomy-bass; Dalton Snow-drums.
Lyra Shines is the best band ever
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a slider phone made my lg, and on the at&t service, which is probably the crappiest phone ever! made to look sleek with a "mirror", it scratches easily, turns off without notice, has awful reception, and awful battery life. lg creates a crappy phone.
"man, this lg shine is the gayest phone ever."
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A "Shine Job" is a sex move in which the male delivers a money shot onto their partner's face and then proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on top.
After I was finished hate-fucking my ex, I gave her a surprise Shine Job to really rub it in.
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Old south term for when a black guy with gold teeth smiles.
Let me see your gold shine, let me see your gold shine.
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The shine that is acquired when your shoes are so nice that they make a woman drip from her vagina and entice her to buff your shoes with her beaver.
I wore my Sunday shoes to church and all of a sudden, the church lady was grinding her beaver on my shoes. They were so shinny that her clit looked as close as if she were sitting on my face.
My new pair of shoes made my co-workers wife so horny that she dripped down her leg. I asked her for a beaver shine but she said that would be inappropriate.
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I guess it’s quite obvious
A little tired of fuckery
As I said before .. I am a recluse
I like it that way .. for now anyway as plenty to keep me occupied …
I bother nobody
This is a response
I only wanted to respond to one person
And find out if that was this person and … if she wants me all to herself
There would be no other
Not in this lifetime ..
So why am I mr fucking popular? And it’s not all love and light … that’s clear .. but as I’ve publicly stated .. these are the obvious ones … and if so interested … here’s my take on you …
So strange how people act after reading … like a completely different clone …
Same people walk past my house at least 6 times a day … with dogs … school run … random looks then look away fast when I clock them … sometimes I leave the house just for the experience
Other days I don’t as happier in my headspace .. not yours …
Sad that I feel I have to .. shine a light …
Shine a light ... then if you want honey … we burn bright ..
All yours …
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