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Refers to the suburbs along Lake Michigan north of Chicago, where in the next several years, hundreds of "rich" people will be found out to be nothing more than superficial posers who badly abused their credit cards. Also site of hundreds and hundreds of ostentatious McMansions destined to become group homes because the people currently living in them can't afford them and they will be foreclosed, whereupon only truly wealthy people will live in mansions and the rest of these vulgar structures will be divided up so each roomer gets his/her own bedroom and bathroom.
Many North Shore moms driving black luxury SUV's in designer shades can only afford the lease because Dad hasn't made a mortgage payment in over two years and they're secretly mansion squatters.
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Giving your partner a golden shower while fist bumping.
Danny gave me the best Jersey Shore the other day!
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Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.
"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"
"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"
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a bunch of hores running around having sex with people. also invoves usless drama. Its a great show.
o my god she is jearsy shoring tonight!
did you see jearsy shore last night? ya they totally hored around last night!
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North Shore is a place that has become quite famous in Texas because of its football team. However, it is seldomly seen as what it really is--- a school seeping of under-achieving, spoiled kids that think it's funny to curse out teachers who get paid more than their parents because they actually took the time to educate themselves.
Yes, that's right. In Houston, Texas, North Shore High School is crawling with these kids. And besides that population of wanna-bees, girls of foreign lips (and voices, and dress) dance on the laps of guys, although their relationships are set to end.
The teachers at North Shore don't trust the students w/ PDA (public displays of affection, for all of you mentally challenged)...(even though they're very leniant) to the point where the dances are in the gyms and the bright lights are on.
But, hey, on the other hand, the highschool is the best in Texas when it comes to the social world. Maybe a little crazy, but it's "all good at da' Sho!"
"Wha' da' HELL shes wearin'?"
"Oo, girl, you betsta watch how you speak. You representin' No' Sho'!"
or
"Ew, do you see the way those girls are acting?"
*both laugh*
"Yeah, they must be from North Shore or something."
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A show that's actually really funny if you take time to watch a few episodes! I used to bash it to before I actually WATCHED it (wow what a concept), and now it's my favorite show.
If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.
jersey shore phrases:
"Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah!"
"It's t-shirt tiiimeee! T-shirt time! T-shirt tiiimeee!"
"If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro!"
"CABS ARE HEAH!"
"Come at be bro!"
"I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm."
"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."
"I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors!"
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An obnoxious term that people from North Jersey and Pennsylvania use when referring to going to South Jersey beach towns. Unlike the people who live "down the shore" year-round, who just call it going to the beach like a normal person.
"Bruh, aren't you pumped to be going down the shore this weekend?"
"It's not a big deal to me man, I live by the beach all the time."
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