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The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website
Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.
Presented by Sogoodly
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The start of the bee movie script
Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.
Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.
Josh: What a retard.
Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.
Josh: Yeah.
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i just made this up because funny
example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug
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I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
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(HAIKYUU MANGA AND ANIME SPOILERS) you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌 Is simply used to annoy all oikawa stans by telling them that you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌.
Oikawa Stan: I love oikawa
Non oikawa Stan: you👀should💫have🍿come🚶 ♀️to🥈shiratorizawa😌
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someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.
Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly
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