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When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood”
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter”