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inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady
I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.
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She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....
She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!
Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.
If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.
Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.
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The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.
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Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.
This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.
Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"
Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"
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The combination of gin and orange juice. That is to say, a killer orange juice.
A: I made you a drink, homie.
B: (sips) Yo, this orange juice right here is killer!
A: That's that OJ Simpson, mayne!
A: We're gettin our swerve on tonight. Shout outs to OJ Simpson (raises beverage with aforementioned mixed drink).
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Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"
Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
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Charlie Simpson is the Lead Singer and Guitarist of Post-Hardcore/Metal band, Fightstar. Fightstar have released 2 albums and an EP! The albums are; Grand Unification (2005-06) and One Day Son This Will All Be Yours (2007). And the EP is; They Liked You Better When You Were Dead (2005).
Before joining Fightstar, Charlie was in a previous band, namely, Busted. In which he played the exact position he does in Fightstar now, Singer and Guitarist. Busted were a multi-million selling Pop-Rock band, that lasted for about 3 or 4 years. During those 3 or 4 years, they made 4 albums. Which are as listed;
Busted (Self Titled)
A Present For Everyone
Busted (Self Titled, USA Version)
A Ticket For Everyone
But Busted didn't just do a few albums, they did a live 'A Ticket For Everyone' DVD. Which showed them play a few songs from Busted and A Present For Everyone. And is worth getting, even if you aren't a Busted fan.
Charlie has two brothers, called, Will and Edd. Who are both in rock bands, like Charlie. Edd is in a band called Prego who apparently have released a few EP's, I'm not sure, I prefer Fightstar. And Will is in Br:gade, who have made their Debut Album (Lights) round about the same time as Fightstar released theirs, and is an incredible album! Br:gade have also made a 'Made To Wreck' EP, nearly exactly the same time Fightstar released theirs. Odd.
Charlie Simpson had to, when split from Busted, go through a lot of unnecessary shit from angry Busted fans. People always putting him down for the decision he made. As I say, it was completely unnecessary and people should have known better, not to put him through that. It wasn't just for a few weeks either, it was for nearly 3 years. Far too long. Although some of it might have helped Fightstar to be one of the greatest bands Britain has to offer.
Congratulations Fightstar. And Charlie Simpson, for that matter!
FIGHTSTAR
You can burn it all,
Or rally around the table,
If you want to,
Just to argue you out the last scenes of us.
You can end it all,
I'm sorry enough to tell you,
That i'm OK,
And I'm never gonna see you again
--Fightstar - Paint Your Target (Grand Unification)
Words - Charlie Simpson and Al Westaway
BUSTED
Somebody notice me,won't somebody notice,
I'm fading away here,
What have I got to do to make you see,
My girlfriend is a wannabe,
And she wants to be me.
--Busted - She Wants To Be Me (A Present For Everyone)
Words - Charlie Simpson, James Bourne, Matt Willis, The Matrix.
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